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Granger's Army: The Oath

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Place your right hand over your heart. Raise you left hand like you're waving hello. And
repeat the following.

I solemnly swear that I am not about to accept meaningless drivel dumped on top of a once
logical plot quietly.

I swear that I will not go down without a fight. I swear that throughout the dark times ahead, the
pain and the struggle I shall keep in my heart always the belief that despite glaring
inconsistencies and jumps in behavior and plot logic the books can make sense.

I swear that I will help and support my fellow recruits uncover the truth.

I solemnly swear that I shall defend the commander-in-chief, Hermione Granger, my fellow
recruits, the Order, Dumbledore’s Army, House-Elves, Half-Breeds and maybe even goblins.

I swear to defend and uphold the preservation of character integrity and fruition. I swear to
always fight the oppressing darkness that blinds the Horde.

I solemnly swear to fight Death Eaters, nay Voldemort himself, in the name of Truth, Friendship,
and the Granger Way!